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Is that a weasel in your pocket or are you just happy to see me? According to reports, a Jacksonville man walks into his local Petland and was checking out the ferrets they have on display there. After fondling the ferret for some time, the man then takes the weasel and shoves it down his drawers. He then walks right past the registers and out the door holding his crotch securing the floof noodle in his shorts. The manager noticed the man was taking the pet without paying and tried to get a license plate number but was unsuccessful. Police were called and they are still looking for the suspect.